Dear listeners, and especially dear listeners because today I am speaking a little more to you, last week I was talking about bachelor parties, today I am going to talk about bachelor parties , and we are going to ask ourselves the question that we do not have the answer to:
Should we bury her life as a young girl?
JLP: For that you have to be engaged already, right?
Yes, it’s true, it’s a detail but it is important and we could ask ourselves the question that we don’t have the answer: should we get married? But I haven’t prepared the subject so good. Let’s go back to EVJF (hen parties for latecomers, or those who don’t understand acronyms)
JLP: So what are the key moments of an EVJF?
My favorite part of an old-fashioned hen party is strolling down the street, when the bride is dressed up as sumo at best, at worst as a prostitute. Pay attention to these groups of girls when you come across them under the big clock because very often we find the same behavioral typologies
JLP: Ah, we’re going into psycho-sociological study mode
Yes. First we have the bridein her disguise trying to do honor to her witnesses: she smiles, she tries to collect money in her unicorn basket, that’s the challenge we gave her, but in her head she says to herself “band of bitches you will pay me”
Then you will quickly distinguish witnessesthey are the ones who enjailler (from the verb to enjailler, to get in the mood) they deploy enormous energy to make believe that they assume the nullity of the moment, but in their head they say to themselves “we would have ready had to do the sailboat cruise instead”
And then there is the other girlfriends, planted as spectators curdling their loaves in the open air, some said to themselves that they had to drink to endure, you will hear them laughing loudly saying “ha ha chu tipsy!!! “, the others wait and say to themselves” well what time is the strip tease? »
JLP: Ah, here we come, another high point of a bachelor party, is the strip tease really essential?
Not to be missed… But it’s a bit like the Chassiron lighthouse, you have to see it at least once… So I remember my girlfriend’s pretty awesome bachelor party in Marennes, without walking around or disguising because her witnesses were keen to give everyone a good time, and where we had hosted a strip teaser. They had chosen him on a very professional site which showed photos, and they had hesitated between the gladiator and the pilot of fighter planes, and finally we ended up with a pilot of a steam locomotive, a little more anyway, older than the photo on the site… Embarrassed smiles, nervous giggles, in short, a great moment all the same.
Conclusion ? Conclusion I would like to tell my friend Aurelie not to worry because I am one of her witnesses and therefore we are going to organize a great EVJF for her, with obviously the strip tease of a bodybuilder with a belly, a horrible disguise and challenges rotten.
The life of a young girl should be buried, it’s up to you to decide!