2022, the year we stopped losing face. We regained it completely, our face. Nose, mouth and chin holes included. We got out of the tunnel. And to be sure of being there when we go back, we are in the process of renovating it. Surprisingly, the end of sanitary measures caused less of a stir than the end of District 31. It’s good to say. The world has returned to normal. With unhappy people who live at war, unhappy people who live victimized and free people who don’t know their chance to live in peace. Sounds of horns. Here is the inventory of the great moments of the year seen with a winking eye.
The list of songs of the year 2022
10. Tonight I danceby Sanna Marin, Prime Minister of Finland
9. I crashed Spotifyby Gilles Vigneault
8. About Damn Timeby Canada’s team at the World Cup
7. You can die thereby Vladimir Putin
6. Seems easy to meby the CAQ
5. you will go awayby the PLQ (dedicated to Dominique Anglade)
4. Love, Hate and Dangerby Pierre Poilievre
3. We put some light (but not everywhere)by Hydro-Quebec
2. I don’t knowby the President of Air Canada and his learning of French
1. Catch Me If You Canby cows on the run
The list of films and series of the year 2022
10. The slap, with Will Smith
9. Avatar – The Third Way of Waterwith the Québec-Lévis tunnel
8. Before the crashwith Elon Musk
7. No chicane in my cabinwith Paul St-Pierre Plamondon and Lucien Bouchard
6. Top Gunwith Carey Price
5. One way ticketwith Sunwing Flight Influencers
4. high speed tramstarring Brad Pitt as Quebec City Mayor Bruno Marchand
3. Without filterwith Guillaume Lemay-Thivierge
2. NATO Gone with the Windwith the leaders of NATO and that of Ukraine
1. Sissi hunting pheasantwith Pierre Fitzgibbon
The political list of the year 2022
10. “I wasn’t ready. —Jean Charest
9. CAQ: Checks Coming Soon Quebec
8. “Dear Paul St-Pierre-Plamondon, the PQ having three deputies, between three, we should agree. —Charles III
7. In the Liberal Party of Quebec, there are more candidates for the position of Vice-President of the National Assembly than for that of party leader.
6. “If there are green plants that lack sunlight, let me know!” — Eric Duhaime
5. Elizabeth May became leader of the Green Party again. This is called knowing how to recycle.
4. Was the meeting between Trudeau and Legault postponed because of the snow or because of the cold between them?
3. “I’m all for letting Minister Fitzgibbon go hunting. —Carey Price, who is unaware of the whole file
2. Following the adoption of a sovereignty law by the Government of Alberta, a plane full of Quebecers will go there to tell Albertans that we love them.
1. For the voting system to be changed one day, it will take a party in power that no longer wants to be in power.
The sports awards of the year 2022
12. “We are not afraid to boycott the World Cup in Qatar! ” – The Italians
11. First impression of an athlete having just arrived at the Winter Olympics in Beijing: “There really aren’t many people in China. »
10. Tom Brady’s retirement is a deflated balloon.
9. Shea Weber will continue not to play, but for Vegas.
8. Tiger Woods is so into golf that his right leg is an 8-iron.
7. We are all behind cyclist Hugo Houle, and it’s very breathless!
6. “The only advantage of having lost is that if we had won, Macron would not have let me down. — Kylian Mbappe
5. Following the cancellation of the Pride parade, the Canadiens would like to remind you that the Stanley Cup parade is canceled for the 29e year in a row.
4. If CF Montreal has as many goals as it has logos, it is sure to win.
3. “In the NHL, Ottawa considered going to play on the Québec ice rink. I do this often! —Justin Trudeau
2. We no longer say the CH, we say the RBCH.
1. If the Earth spins faster today, it’s because of Pelé playing with it.
The international list of the year 2022
10. God meets the Queen.
9. Labor shortage: a pensioner becomes king of England.
8. Thanks to the telescope James Webbwe know that the universe is much deeper than those who inhabit it.
7. We are nearly eight billion human beings on Earth; fortunately, they do not all use the Louis-Hippolyte-La Fontaine tunnel.
6. In the United States, we no longer say the Supreme Court, we say the Supremacist Court.
5. Will humans go to Mars before the REM goes to Montreal East?
4. In Sweden, the déconfinement was so total that even ABBA déconfiné.
3. Boris Johnson resigns: “ Let’s party! »
2. “We’ve been waiting for 134 years to be sprayed. —Van Gogh’s Sunflowers
1. COP15: what would be historic is not to sign an agreement, it would be to apply it.
The list of other cases of the year 2022
20. Miracle! Upon his arrival in Canada, the pope’s suitcases were not lost.
19. Shortage of teachers: it is the students who take the attendance of the teachers.
18. “The word trophy is gender neutral, it’s a masculine noun written in the feminine. ” – The Twins
17. In the next Milk Producers ad, Laurent Duvernay-Tardif will try to block the cows on the run.
16. We no longer say fill up, we say empty.
15. The waves of COVID are like the Rocky movies: by the sixth grade, we don’t care anymore.
14. I took two weeks of vacation: one in Paris and one at the airport.
13. Let’s raise a toast (with peanut butter) to all the nurses in Quebec!
12. The new symbol of Montreal is a gigantic ring, installed on the Place Ville Marie esplanade, representing both a vertical pothole and the Canadian record: 0.
11. We used to skip classes, now we freeze them, keeping the windows open.
10. Twitter: social network where the number of characters is limited, but not the number of bad characters.
9. Says the Dr Boileau: “The problem with COVID is that those who have it give it to others. And the problem with overexposure to arsenic is that those who don’t have it give it to others.
8. Work is health, so to remedy the labor shortage, the sick should be made to work in hospitals.
7. Too much media space is given to James William Awad. Too much media space is given to James William Awad. Too much media space is given to James William Awad.
6. “Is it possible to interrupt the Bye ? —Guillaume Lemay-Thivierge
5. Shortage of teachers obliges, all the people having played in Virginia were approached to teach in schools.
4. “ I wanna wake up in a city that doesn’t sleep, Ottawa, Ottawa! —Frank Sinatra
3. “I apologize for my apologies. ” – Pope
2. “Just because you become known around the world doesn’t make your life any better. —Volodymyr Zelensky
1. “Big year, I’m shattered!” —Chris Rock
Farewell, 2022! I want to thank you. We managed to do your retrospective without mentioning the first name which begins with D followed by the last name which begins with T. Of course, we talked about it a little, during the last year, but for actions of the year before. Let’s hope that in 2023, we won’t talk about it any more!
Happy New Year everyone ! In 2023, we will probably not experience more joys than in 2022, 2018 or 2002, but what would be good would be to appreciate them more. Thus, we will be happier. Simply.
Big kisses.