He caught all the variants of the Covid
Wrong, I wish. In truth, a beautiful collection is always good to take. No, I only got English, which wasn’t bad, but I also wanted to get the omicron and I couldn’t get it.
Since the increase in the price of gasoline, he only travels on rollerblades.
It’s true. Yeah, I let go, I let go of the scooter, I let go of the bike, I said to myself: “We’re going to get back to basics, I need to have my feet on the ground.” And what better than to have a pair of rollerblades. Then you have to know how to brake. That’s complicated but I have my feet on the ground.
There was only CBD on the set of Family Business
If only there was CBD, but no, there was worse than that, there was tea. Yeah, it’s really fake at fake.
There is more atmosphere at a Mélenchon meeting than at an Orelsan concert
Oh wrong. For that, you have to go to a concert in Orelsan. There, there is a real Mélenchon atmosphere, it’s missing… It should have had Skread which produces Mélenchon in real life. The concert, he was crazy with Fucking Fred, it was insane. And then I went to see him solo. And the concert is even crazier without Fucking Fred.
He has Barack Obama’s phone number
True ! But afterwards, when I call him, it’s only for super important stuff. But I’m not going to call him… If he’s in Paris, he calls me. If I’m in New York or Washington… Well, if I’m in the States, yes, I send him a message. Afterwards, he is so busy. Even if he has less work seen than there, he opened a chain of pizzerias and everything and he is much more relaxed, he is still very busy.
He has a degree in sophrology
False. No degree in sophrology, a degree in boxology. Boxing Science. We rarely talk about it, strangely.
He’s already found himself glued to someone in real life
False ! Wrong, because in real life, there are rarely people who have a pot of glue and who, lo and behold, take two people and simply stick them in real life. Otherwise it would have happened to me.
People call him more often Marc or Serge
Ah, bah there, lately, it’s Marc. It’s quite mind-blowing. There have been many Serge, now it’s Marc.
He was approached to do the next James Bond
It’s true, and I refused. I thought the screenplay wasn’t great. And There you go. And then, I really said to myself the guy, he’s an Englishman, I’m a Frenchman, even if I have an impeccable accent, it’s ap’ for all the English who dream of playing James Bond. So I said no.
He would make an excellent right-wing mayor
False ! Fake, fake, fake. After me, I would not make an excellent mayor at all, whatever the political current. It’s too much responsibility actually.
His wallpaper is Zinédine Zidane
Wrong, my wallpaper is… Even if I love Zinédine Zidane. No, my wallpaper is my little beauty, my daughter.
He dreams of giving the Ballon d’Or to Kylian Mbappé
Wrong, I dream of giving him the golden shoe which is something much more prestigious than that ball.
Jonathan Cohen stars in the film “At the same time” by Gustave Kervern and Benoît Delépine with Vincent Macaigne.