Get vaccinated with friends!
Need a coronavirus vaccine? Why not inject it yourself with this great medical kit for kids? No need to line up in a vaccinodrome. Everything takes place at home, where you can administer your own 3e, 4e, 7e, 12e and 42e doses… Playing doctor has never been so exciting! In addition, the toys are made of wood, which makes them better for the environment. Surgical mask not included.
Not dead yet …
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Not extinct (yet) T-shirt
As long as there is life, there is hope. Despite the semi-failure of the COP26 … sorry … let’s remain optimistic: despite the half success of COP26, we are not discouraged. And to prove it, we give this heartwarming t-shirt to someone we love: Not extinct (yet). Not yet extinct. Or, if you prefer: the human race has not had its last word. It won’t change anything, but at least we keep smiling! It’s all about the attitude!
Are we playing the Taliban?
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Taliban fighters figurines
Concerned about the return of fundamentalist Islamists to Afghanistan? Buy those little brown plastic Taliban that shoot Kalashnikovs. Once you have these figures in your possession, you can do whatever you want with them. Even give them to your dog to chew on. There is also a colored version, more beautiful, but more expensive. It would be a waste.
Love in the time of the metaverse …
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A virtual Gucci bag was recently sold for $ 4000 to serve as an accessory in the Metaverse.
The Metaverse is upon us. Soon we will be able to live a very exciting double life inside our computers. It’s even already started: a virtual Gucci bag was recently sold for $ 4000 to serve as a virtual accessory in this emerging parallel world. Be modern and please your loved one: offer them virtual condoms, virtual massage oil, virtual cognac and virtual aspirin tablets for your virtual wake-up call. Virtual sensations guaranteed!
Sit down, Zemmour!
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Mug with the effigy of Eric Zemmour
What could be better than a good hot coffee to stay up late on New Years Eve. That’s good, we just have a beautiful Éric Zemmour mug to offer you. You will be able to drink the words of the former columnist-turned-candidate for the French presidential election, but be careful not to swallow his anti-immigrant, anti-university, anti-union, anti-journalists, anti- gay and anti-feminist.
Omicron, metal variant
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Not just a variant of the coronavirus, Omicron is also the name of a Hong Kong “prog-metal” band.
Wow your friends this Christmas with a video from Omicron. After years of inactivity, this “prog-metal” group from Hong Kong decided to reform when they saw the global success of the variant of the same name. Riding the wave (of contaminations?), The guys would even prepare a new album. According to what the magazine tells us Rolling Stone, however, the group will not take any risk: it will rename itself Omicron 2014. In case it is confused with that of 2021 …
Migrants, the comic strip
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First volume of three of the excellent (bio) graphic novel Hakim’s Odyssey, by Fabien Toulmé
The migration issue continues to divide Europe. From France which is confused with England to Belarus which is struggling with Poland, the “problem” is more political than ever. But we end up forgetting that behind all this, there are human stories. Excellent (bio) graphic novel in three volumes, Hakim’s Odyssey, by Fabien Toulmé, allows us to better understand what drives men, women and children to risk their lives in order to seek better. The scene of the crossing is particularly shocking. For ages 7 to 77.
With that, happy holidays!