A pearl producer, for example, is this student who writes: “Hitler wrote a book in prison after an attempted punch”. It was ultimately not far from the truth because we call this attempted putsch, in 1923, “the putsch of the brewery”, putsch failed but still visibly well watered. We would have liked Hitler to remain a bartender, even a bad bartender! This is another pearl that will appeal to the inhabitants of Charmes, in the Vosges. The candidate for the bachelor’s degree writes: “Kant is a famous philosopher, best known for having left his name at the Kanterbräu”. The student probably received a bubble from his corrector because the beer manufacturer was Hans Kanter who founded his brewery in 1936 in Charmes. The Kanterbräu will then be made at the Champigneulles brewery… which was not founded by Didier Deschamps. No more than the 1664 was invented by Pope Benoit 16, yet a specialist in bubbles. Let’s also warmly thank this student who said in his copy of the baccalaureate that “Montaigne is the inventor of rugby because he wrote the Essays”. Not false, but these Essays by Montaigne have nothing to do with the oval ball. It should be noted that in terms of trials, Montaigne was stalled, he even tried one day to come to Epinal, in 1580, but was turned away because he came from Neufchâteau then hit by an epidemic. Montaigne will therefore turn back and sleep in Dompaire. Two last little ones for the road: one about Victor Hugo, whose dad we know was from Nancy, the candidate for the baccalaureate renamed “Les Misérables” by “Les Minables”. It should be pointed out to this young man or this young woman that the pathetic people are found in all social strata. As for this other student, he does poetry and thus defines the verb “to lament”: “to dip it in mint”. It stings !
The pearls of the bac in connection with Lorraine (1st part)
