The pearls of the bac (2nd part)

In these pearl makers, here is first one who forgets that he is passing the test of history and not that of technology. To the question “What is the greatest browser?”, he answers “Internet Explorer”. In terms of literature, we find what could ultimately be just a typing error: “Cabu wrote The Stranger”, tells us this candidate for the baccalaureate. We correct and specify that it is Camus. Moreover, Cabu and Camus both have links with the Vosges and particularly Saint-Dié, the first had family ties there, the second came from time to time to go green. Let’s stay in this sector of Lorraine with Jules Ferry, thus presented by a candidate for the baccalaureate: “Jules Ferry made the mistresses free and compulsory”. At the school of good taste, this one would have been a hit. Still in the school field, note this beautiful definition of Wednesday: “day off in memory of children who died for school”… here is one that must have dried up on the other days of the week.

Unknown aspect of the work of the great Jules, who would have “made the mistresses free and compulsory”

Louis XVI and his Meuse epic of 1791 are also mistreated. In the opinion of this possible future bachelor, “Louis XVI and his family fled but they discovered the pink post”. We correct: the royal family was not stopped by the pink post, nor a red light, but by friends of the revolutionaries. Let’s stay in the Meuse with “the Treaty of Verdun signed at Versailles”. More classic, this explanation of a schoolboy on the name Joan of Arc “called the maid because she had fleas”. Get out of here, let me get started, she would have said to the English. On Jeanne la Vosgienne, we also found this: “When we burned her, people smelled an odor of holiness”. Not sure that this other candidate is in the odor of sanctity in Pompey, because he affirms in his copy that the Eiffel Tower was built by Disney land. It was made more exactly with Lorraine steel from Pompey by a certain Gustave Eiffel and not Gustave Mickey. This candidate was quickly caught up on the podium by this one, affirming that “the clouds most loaded with rain are cunnilingus”. There’s no more season, my good lady! Let’s end with a blunder that will please the Vosges, with this beader who renames Molière’s work: “The trickery of the tree”. Dear young man or dear young woman, know that the fir tree is not deceitful, it is proud, like the Vosges!


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