A question has been bothering me for several months, following the political trajectory of the governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis.
Between Donald Trump and him, as the Republican candidate for the next presidential election, do I prefer the crazy or the deceitful?
Mind you, I don’t know anyone in the United States who is interested in my opinion, but still, the concern is legitimate.
And you never know when they can get on your nerves, Americans. Tell me what Trump wouldn’t be capable of, to see, when we wouldn’t say exactly like him.
I know, The Scarlet Maid by Margaret Atwood, it’s big fiction. And of course I am kidding, but admit that the taste for walling up at borders often comes back to them, the gringos.
That would be bad news for the snowbirds, that ! Should invest in Costa Rica…
And imagine Roxham Road also closed! It would empty the bag of grumbling of several Quebec politicians against the federal government.
So, for us, the neighbors of whom they completely sway, what would be the best option?
We’re talking there.
Trump? He is not well in his head and one would hope that he has more chances than the other to be beaten in the presidential election. But do not count on his defeat from the outset, this country is strange.
DeSantis? Him, in my opinion, he is not crazy. But a bad cr… …! Whoops ! Let’s get back to trickery, to prevent the boss from worrying again with my HLM vocabulary.
As a toddler, elected to the House of Representatives from Florida, DeSantis wanted to be big, and crawled and suckled Trump’s ears, in order to gain his support to become governor of the state. What he received, and what he became.
Since then, more amnesic as time goes on, Ronny, shrewd, began to look down on Donald, patiently, to the rhythm of the drop. At the same time, he strives to become as retrograde as possible.
F… sanitary measures; don’t say gay ; spit on the Dr Fauci; reaction on abortion, etc.
A Neanderthal, he does his tap dancing in front of the conservative electorate, and fucks woke to bait and hook evangelicals.
So much so that, as Trump multiplies defeats and bullshit, a lot of Republicans are starting to see DeSantis in their chunky soup.
Yes, the governor could pass as well. But a rise to the net like his currently, it would not necessarily repeat the same the next time. A lot can happen in four years, and there’s no shortage of reptiles in his hometown. So it’s probably now for him.
Thus, we must hope for a fight between the two in the Republican primaries.
And if you believe that politics sometimes smells of manure, you haven’t smelled anything until now. They will wallow in the mire, friends like pigs.
For the public, one hand to pinch their nose, and the other in the bowl of popcorn.
The normal Republican should end up wanting to vote DeSantis, because he wants to win, and he’s getting tired of the orange face.
But behold, we have been living for a few years in abnormality, and this one is called the MAGA nation: Make America Great Again. A horde, literally, fanaticized by its devotion to the dingo. A real cult.
And they are many, an extremely mobilized pack. They will vote with a knife between their teeth in this primary, and that’s where it’s happening.
And Trump will go wild during this race, since he’s probably done the math that in his case, it’s the White House or jail.
There again, justice over there would have to have courage, and follow its course, which one is never sure of. If so, jail awaits the ex. However, a candidate for the presidency, or a president in place, it is more difficult to form.
And if he doesn’t win this Republican primary, he will run as an independent. He will continue his escape, to avoid the bars. This is why he has been collecting the spoils of war, an electoral fund, since the day after his defeat.
After the trading cards for sale, it will be boxer shorts, caps Trump wheels, etc. Anything.
But, independent, he will lose in the presidential election, like Ron as a Republican candidate. The two will go through it by busting the Conservative vote.
A seismic snort for the Republican Party, and bamboozle for the Democrats. And Biden, who will run again, don’t even doubt it, will serve a second term.
But if Donald wins the Republican primary, a potential mega-shit awaits America.
Thus, the presence of Ron in these primaries becomes our challenge.
We will have to pray for him, invoke Saint-Innocent.
Desired result: that the two shoot each other, and end up ashes of combustion.
Between us
Speaking of crazy and deceitful, I haven’t yet come out of my Russian period, my Putin obsession. I’ll see my therapist soon on this…
I typed myself a politico-financial thriller: Oligarch. Written by a pseudonym: Elena B. Morozov.
A worker’s son who becomes a billionaire, a Russian oligarch and, classic, wants to buy respectability in London. Like Khodorkovsky, Berezovsky, Abramovich and others.
It’s not The Kremlin Mageby da Empoli, but you won’t let go of it until the last page.
By the way, you should read his penultimate one, da Empoli: Chaos Engineers. If you think the 5 Star Movement, created by Italian comedian Beppe Grillo, is a joke, you’re going to take a two minute.