The 2023 winners | The Press

2023, the year of new releases: the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Karkwa, A boy a girl, The little life. Not to mention a conflict between Israel and the Palestinians. And the Olympic Stadium which, to everyone’s surprise, has problems with its roof. The more things change… No wonder artificial intelligence manages to guess us so easily, we just repeat ourselves. Here is a breakdown of the main events of this unprecedented year…




The list of films of the year 2023

10. Anatomy of a fall in the pollswith François Legault

9. Simple as fuck you Simonwith Simon Jolin-Barrette and Alexandre Leduc

8. The night Xavier Dolan retiredwith Xavier Dolan

7. Happy Dayswith the Montreal Alouettes

6. No hard feelingswith young and old comedians at the Gala Les Olivier

5. Death Businesswith the Hollywood strikers

4. The American notewith Meta

3. The time of a summer, an autumn and a winterwith people waiting in the emergency room

2. Stupidly richwith Elon Musk

1. Barbenheimerthe story of a doll who leaves her world to settle in Los Alamos and grow mushrooms

The list of songs of the year 2023

10. Are you going to take a walk?by users of the broken REM

9. I’m just a Jean Coutuby Ginette Reno

8. Autumn songby The Distorting Cowboy, Bernard Drainville

7. I won’t hold you backsung by Valérie Plante to Dominique Ollivier

6. Something in the Orangeby the Montreal cones

5. Cruel Summerby CF Montreal

4. I need a breakby Justin Trudeau

3. I disgust youby the choir of teachers and nurses

2. Like idiotsby Gérard Depardieu

1. A bit higherby inflation

The political winners of the year 2023

20. What are we going to do with the first shovelful of earth that was made for the third link? We are going to bury the project.

19. “Half of the United States is following me and the other half is chasing me. » —Donald Trump

18. According to a Chinese source, David Johnston will resign from his post as special rapporteur on foreign interference.

17. “The Liberal budget is scandalous!” And I can’t wait to read about it! » — Pierre Poilievre

16. Bernard Drainville has seven priorities. How many priorities does it take for a priority to no longer be one?

15. At the CIUSSS, there are more Ss than nurses.

14. Québec solidaire intends to simplify its speech, as soon as all authorities have agreed on the word simplify.

13. “To preside over Hydro-Québec, we are looking for a light that is willing to be put on the back burner. » — Pierre Fitzgibbon

12. The conflict has lasted for nine months at the SQDC, with both parties beating around the bush.

11. “I’M NOT ANOTHER TRUMP!” » —Ron DeSantis

10. Don’t miss Big Brother with the McKinsey firm!

9. A Russian probe crashes on the Moon. The Moon asks to join NATO.

8. The healthcare system is so short of nurses that everyone who plays in STAT are welcome.

7. “Looking for CAQ MP from the Quebec region with whom to create a new link. » — Eric Duhaime

6. “I will never again minimize the work of teachers. I will never again minimize the work of teachers. I will never again minimize the work of teachers. I will never again minimize the work of teachers. » — Bernard Drainville

5. Justin Trudeau is ready to face Google’s robot in a boxing match.

4. Message to Northvolt: the CAQ is losing ground, its battery must be replaced.

3. We no longer say the third link, we say the third nothing.

2. To counter the increase in tuition fees imposed by the government for non-French-speaking students, McGill University will launch an advertising campaign featuring Marc-Antoine Dequoy who will say: “Keep them, your English! »

1. The strike will at least have allowed our schools to be ventilated.

The sports rankings of the year 2023

10. The Canadian has so many injuries that Kent Hughes considered doing his press briefing with Christian Dubé.

9. “Mercury has been retrograde for 56 years. » — Toronto Maple Leafs

8. Barbiemania is everywhere, even Lionel Messi now wears a pink vest.

7. The PGA fell into the Saudi bunker.

6. And if we let artificial intelligence decide what we do with the Olympic Stadium, it would surely do no worse than natural ones.

5. The Canadian has so many injuries that it’s no longer the CH, it’s the CH… UM.

4. Arizona Coyotes have as many lives as the coyote in Roadrunner.

3. With his eight-year contract, Cole Caufield will have time to grow with the Canadian.

2. To increase CF Montreal’s popularity, Joey Saputo asked his players to try dating Taylor Swift.

1. The bad side: 30 years without a Stanley Cup. The bright side: 30 years without a Stanley Cup riot.

The list of all the other businesses of the year 2023

20. It’s the trees that lose their branches, but it’s the Hydro subscribers who are disconnected.

19. Prince Harry settles his accounts by filling his account.

18. It’s not just the future of the peregrine falcon that is sketchthe future of Longueuil’s deer is too.

17. The quality of the air depends on the quality of the people who lead us.

16. Elon Musk put an X on Twitter.

15. According to Netflix data, there are still many families of 12 in Quebec.

14. Rain is an unwitting firefighter.

13. The problem with climate change is that it is changing faster than changes in behavior.

12. It’s not just the REM that goes faster than cars, in Montreal, buses, bicycles, scooters and pedestrians too.

11. As the incident involving Cardi B demonstrated, the music industry has changed a lot: before, we released records, now, we launch mics.

10. Paul St-Pierre Plamondon refuses to pledge allegiance to Émile Bilodeau.

9. “It’s the end of the school year exam rush, I’ve never worked so hard!” » — ChatGPT

8. Striking Hollywood stars are the only picketers to have their names carved into the sidewalk.

7. The height of the Barbie effect would be to see Christiane Charette dressed in candy pink.

6. What a firefighter doesn’t say after fighting forest fires, tirelessly, for a month: “I’m burned out. »

5. From now on, it is the students who take the teachers’ attendance.

4. The problem with the labor shortage is that there aren’t enough people to take care of it.

3. REM: Latecomers Cursed.

2. “The housing crisis is my business!” » — Tanguy

1. “The summer of 2023 holds the record for the hottest summer in history, but not for long. » — Summer 2024

Farewell, 2023! We won’t be bored! Whatever we say that, and in 20 years, when we think of you, we will say: “Those were the good times!” » Memories are made like this. The older they get, the more beautiful they become. In 2024, let’s learn to appreciate the present while it passes, not just when it has passed. Happy New Year, friends! I wish you lots of love and health!


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