So, Quebecers want a PQ government…
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But they don’t want to know anything about sovereignty.
At this point, it doesn’t take a political commentator to analyze the new Léger poll.
He’s a psychologist.
- Listen to the political column with Jean-François Lisée via QUB radio :
THE ASS BETWEEN TWO CHAIRS
Many historians say that the ambivalence of the Quebec people is explained by the fact that we have Norman roots…
The Normans, it is said, do not like adventure much. They are careful. The kind who wear a belt and suspenders, to make sure their pants don’t fall down.
The kind to answer, when you ask them if they are for raspberry jam: “Neither for nor against, quite the contrary…”
In short, you see the type.
For independence, as long as we don’t leave Canada.
For federalism, as long as we have all the powers.
Moreover, in France, an indecisive answer is called “a response from Normand”.
It comes from an old Norman law which allowed a person who had just signed a contract to withdraw within 24 hours.
I commit… not to commit.
I promise… I can change my mind.
In Quebec, we call it: “Having your ass between two chairs.”
One buttock on the right, one buttock on the left.
That way, if someone pulls out a chair, you won’t fall to the ground.
Photo Stevens LeBlanc
OF KESSÉ?
We imagine a vox pop from Guy Nantel…
“Who are you going to vote for?
— The PQ!
— Are you a sovereignist?
– No!
— Do you know that the PQ is sovereignist?
– Yes!
— Do you want the PQ to win the next elections?
– Yes!
— You want him to achieve independence?
– No!
— What do you like most about PSPP?
— He is clear, coherent, he does not change his mind, he is not a weather vane!
— Do you know that he is a sovereignist?
– Yes!
— Do you want him to remain sovereignist?
– Yes!
— Do you want him to organize a referendum on sovereignty during his first term?
– Yes!
— Are you going to vote for it?
– No!”
Understand who can…
A VOUCHER SPAGHATI!
“Quebec is like a woman who goes to eat at La Maison du spaghetti, but who doesn’t like spaghetti,” I told Jean-François Lisée yesterday on QUB radio.
“Yes, but maybe once she sits in the restaurant, she will get the taste for eating spaghetti,” Jean-François answered me. The smell of tomato sauce will tickle his nostrils. She will see the other customers eating their dish with gusto, and that will make her want to try it. She will like the decor. She’s going to feel good. And all this will perhaps overcome his reluctance.”
This is the mission that PSPP must give itself over the coming years.
Make people want to eat spaghetti.
Because that’s not all, bringing people into La Maison du spaghetti! They have to order!
However, currently, people want to enter the PQ restaurant just to warm up and pee.
It’s not with clients like that that the PQ will produce strong children!
If Daniel Pinard made Quebecers want to eat Espelette pepper, anything is possible!