File: 100% DFCO
You know how to locate Montlebon. When you think of Cristiano Ronaldo, you think of Romania. You hope a lot, you suffer sometimes, you still exult. You are a supporter of DFCO, there are signs that never fail. The proof, in mid-season 2021/2022 in Ligue 2.
13th in Ligue 2, eliminated in the Coupe de France, the DFCO did not live the first part of the dream season. While waiting for the resumption of Ligue 2 on January 8, 2022 against Nîmes at Stade Gaston Gérard, and after the great victory (3-0) in Nancy, like last season in Ligue 1, in this format popularized by So Foot, here are the unmistakable signs that prove that you are diligently following the DFCO. You surely have the France Bleu application so you don’t miss any news.
You have an owl on your heart if …
- You laughed when you saw “The DFCO, PSG of Ligue 2”. Then you smiled. Then it didn’t make you laugh at all. But then not at all. You prefer OM anyway.
- “A better club came to get me”. From there, you knew that Mickaël Le Bihan was not a liar. But you are afraid of karma.
- You saw Zidane play at Stade Gaston Gérard. Yes, you were at DFCO – Rodez.
- You were present at the Saint-Apollinaire training center on August 16 after the defeat against QRM. You were waiting for something, but what? Ah?
- You heard the president “shed some light on the situation “ August 17. “I trust David”. Ah!
- You saw the 4-2 defeat against Toulouse on August 21. Ah …
- You said goodbye to David Linarès on August 23 at 11:16 a.m. As you don’t have a short memory, you didn’t forget to thank him for everything he contributed during his 16 years at the club.
- You welcomed Patrice Garande on August 23 at 12:22 pm.
- Result you have white hair, you have tachycardia, eczema, but you are now a specialist in “clarity in confusion”.
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You are still waiting to know the name of the new training center. Besides, you saw the survey launched by France Bleu Bourgogne in this regard. You liked “La Maison rouge”.
- “On the defensive level, we do not suffer. Offensively, I want verticality“. You know everything about “the Garande method”.
- You wanted to discover the “secret objective” set for players at the Christmas break. Top 5? Top 10? A number of victories? You’ve always been bogus at puzzles, you hate Father Fouras and Escape Games, so you gave up. You can imagine that the DFCO is below.
- You know that Grégory Coupet launched the career of Léo Messi.
- You uncovered the 24 films hidden in our tribute to Jean-Paul Belmondo before DFCO – Bastia. Cinephile.
- You want Willity Younoussa to really have the same career as the world champion N’Golo Kanté. You would also like it to be extended.
- the “terrible war cry” is your ringtone.
- Reynet or Racioppi? The debate animates your aperitifs between friends since the successful interim of the “Helvetian Cat”. The “Giroud or Benzema?” Dijon.
- You listen to the “Vintage Weekend” on Monday morning in the morning of France Bleu Bourgogne. You would like more “Grands Crus” and less piquettes.
- You also listen to the “Tops and the Flops” on Monday evening in 100% DFCO with the Dijon Show.
- You’re spoiled, you’ve seen three direct free kicks this season.
- You no longer say “having your ass between two chairs” but “being in the middle of Florent Perraud’s dilemma”.
- You had pain while reading our interview with Jordan Marié, and his knee which makes “crack”. On the other hand, you have a shelf to fix and you would like to borrow a drill from him at “Jo ‘le Bricolo”.
- You know that “tear your ass off” is a good technique for winning a derby. Certainly painful but visibly effective, as theorized by the Marseille Swiss Army Knife of the DFCO.
- You know the FIFA members haven’t watched Grenoble – DFCO. Otherwise Yassine Benzia would have been nominated for the Puskás Prize.
- Since then, you have seen Valentin Jacob send a masterful volley catch in Nancy, after an action where the ball did not touch the ground over 100 meters. You will tell it to your grandchildren in 50 years. In the meantime you relaunch the replay again and again.
- You know that Ahmad Ngouyamsa knocked out as many opponents as Tony Yoka in 2021.
- You sometimes watch Ipswich Town in English D3 and you see goals from elsewhere.
- And Werder Bremen in German D2 …
- More rarely the Yeni Malatyaspor in Turkey …
- Even less Esperance Sportif de Tunis, because you’re still a little nervous …
- You saw the DFCO exiting the road in front of Sochaux for the resumption in the “A36 Derby”.
- You participated in the “Neighbors Day” against “Saint-Apo”. Without the crisps and stale soda.
- Like Daniel Congré, you listened to Morteau / Montlebon – DFCO on France Bleu Bourgogne.
- You do not miss any episode of “Hello Daniel”. And you are looking forward to episode 4! Appointment in January 2022.
- For you, the “Cup charm“consists of having cold feet in the Haut-Doubs and drinking mulled wine.
- You know who the “Mustard Boys” are. You are nostalgic thinking that there are only two left in Gaston Gérard’s spans …
- You supported the local press in its boycott of the press conference after DFCO – Niort, about the unfair closure of mixed areas. You enjoyed the support by Patrice Garande.
- You know the first few times are usually short and disappointing. Except for Amir Arli.
- You followed the “quiz to make friends in the locker room” by Romain Philippoteaux.
- So you know who in the workforce eats exclusively on pasta.
- You also know who wears wide “Titi Omeyer” style tracksuits.
- And you know who the “killer” is.
- You started a career in Football Manager with Varbergs BoIS FC, in Allsvenskan, the Swedish D1. Just to see if there are other good picks to do like Adama Fofana.
- You watch from afar the bad series of Lorient in Ligue 1 and the reactions of the players. And it reminds you of something.
- You know the Breton curse of the DFCO. Four games in 2021, four defeats with at least three goals conceded.
- You never miss the big weekend quiz, the “QFCO“on Friday evening in 100% DFCO.
- You watch the videos “In your dreams” posted by the DFCO. So you know that Jessy Pi’s favorite animal is … the magpie.
- You are disappointed to have stupidly lost points on the way against Guingamp.
- And against Niort.
- And against Valenciennes.
- And against Rodez.
- And against Ajaccio.
- And against Paris FC.
- And against Le Havre.
- You are campaigning for the arrival of the VAR in Ligue 2. Then you remember Caen – DFCO. You sent a box of chocolates for Christmas for Mr. Angoula.
- You are not campaigning for the arrival of the VAR in Ligue 2. Then you remember Guingamp – DFCO. You didn’t send a box of chocolates for Christmas for Mr. Petit.
- You came with a new toy for DFCO – Niort. The Lingon’s Boys thanked you. You owe them that much, since you have theirs tifo in the derby in the background.
- You won’t be watching the Cannes Film Festival this year. You have already seen it at the end of December in the Coupe de France. You too were “annoyed”.
- When everything is bad, you remember that Burgundy is red, at least until April.
- You dream of a series for an improbable rise in the rankings in the second part of the season.
- You don’t say it too loudly, you don’t want to be called utopianism. Like when you believed in staying in Ligue 1, because “mathematically, it’s not done”.
- You will call 03 80 42 15 15 on January 10 when Olivier Delcourt will be in 100% DFCO. To know if he wants to keep Patrice Garande at the end of the season?
- You know that in 2022 as in 2021, at home or away, in Ligue 2 or the Coupe de France, all DFCO matches will be live commented in full on France Bleu Bourgogne. With all the news from the “Reds” in our “100% DFCO” file on the France Bleu application!