• Next Thursday, in Joliette, it’s the Dominique Ducharme golf tournament and I didn’t see the name of Pierre Gervais on the guest list.
• In his show, Mario Tessier specifies his discomfort at a certain moment. He felt like a Jehovah’s Witness ringing Doc Mailloux, he said.
• Twice, in 2013 and 2014, the phenomenon Georges Laraque ran the 42 km of the Montreal Marathon, when he weighed no less than 300 pounds. worthy of the book GuinnessThat.
• Heard in Roberval: “The next one who makes a campfire, I cook him.”
• With its 50 km, Boulevard Gouin is the longest street in Montreal. At 1600 km, the 132 is the longest road in Quebec.
• Referring to the Yellow Submarine Beatles, there’s a big yellow submarine at John Lennon Airport in Liverpool. No, Air Canada is not going there.
• At the Pro-Am of the Omnium du Québec, at the splendid Club Pinegrove, host Daniel Melançon farted a 72 like that, while talking. Make him sweat.
• SUVs who chatted together in Hyde Park (London) last week: Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen and Roger Federer.
• Happy birthday, Marcel Leboeuf… 69 years old. Charles Tisseyre celebrates his 74th.
• In his life, Yvan Cournoyer was a hockey player, but he was also a machinist, inventor, cabinetmaker and now, thanks to his wife Évelyne, the Roadrunner is a horticulturist. He is barely 79 years old and still has plenty of time to learn.
• At 9 and a half Pinegrove, your hot dog could be served by Gisèle Sleigher, sister of Louis, the former Nordiques now retired in his native Gaspésie.
• The ex-boxer and always smiling Otis Grant, behind his French glasses, looks like a philosophy teacher.
• Denturist Luc Cloutier (Saint-Basile-le-Grand) says he can’t go fishing because he has too much work. Bad reason.
• Out of the mouth of renowned accountant Denis Potvin: “To be an accountant, it takes a dick and a table.” It wasn’t me who said it.
SWEET BIDOUS
• We hardly talk about independence in Quebec anymore, except when there is an Ontarian who gets stuck in the left lane.
• Seen in Montreal, a ti-coq stuck in a pothole.
• If lightning strikes an electric car, does it fill up?
• I will speak only in the presence of my coffee.
• “I left the dairy with a scoop of ice cream on a napkin.” (That’s the last time I show up with just $5.)
• Being on vacation means having nothing to do and having all day to do it.
• Olivier Guimond’s father is said to have invented climati-zoune air.
• I have researched and in all religions I am going to hell.
• Man hears what he wants and says what he can.
• Weird, this planet. Half the world is hungry and the other half wants to lose weight.