GIRLS
First names ending in “a”
From Emma Bovary, Flaubert’s great debauchery, to Nabokov’s Lolita, via the famous tube of Doc Gynéco, Vanessa, or that of Julien Clerc, Melissa, women in “a” inspire men… for better or for worse!
References to art… in the broad sense!
Among the first names which relate to a sensual work, there are, of course, the Emmanuelle, but also the Justine and the Juliet, both heroines of the very sulphurous novels of the Marquis de Sade. Finally, among the seniors, the Annie – yes! lollipops – or even Brigitte – thank you Brigitte Lahaie! – remain associated with a naughty image.
When it comes from the east
Svetlana, Oksana, Carolina and Irina find you very beautiful. This is more or less what the first names of Slavic women still refer to today, who unfortunately still suffer from a reputation as women-objects … available to wealthy Westerners.
Those who seek it well!
Among the most explicit, and less easy to wear, we find: Cyprine, Hymene, Clitorine, or even… Pipa.
THE BOYS
First names ending in “o”
The equivalent of female “a” works quite well. Pablo, Cristiano, Alejandro… We can already imagine ourselves sipping a caipirinha with one of them on the beaches of Acapulco! Not to mention the handsome Fernando …
References to art… in the broad sense!
Erotic literature has been much less prolific when it comes to male first names. Other than Romeo, it’s hard to call his boy Don Juan or Casanova – which is a family name. There remains a slightly less glorious reference: Rocco. Don’t laugh, that’s the name of Madonna’s son!
When it comes from the north
Don’t you find that the first names which breathe the Viking give off a good odor of virility? Even a little more, when you imagine yourself twirling in the sack in the arms of a Ragnar! Some Eastern names also work quite well. Igor and Ivan… aren’t they terrible?
Those who are looking for it!
The gold medal is awarded to Dick (“tail” in English), the silver medal to Pino, and the bronze medal to Masturbin.
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