There’s a (propane) fire that lights up, to each his own, sings, except for a few words, La Chicane dans I come back homea great classic in the Quebec camping repertoire.
It’s a perfect metaphor to close this third “insane” chapter of the island of love à TVA, where the pinnacle of a romantic tête-à-tête consists of plucking five or six flowers from a dry grove, arranging Club Piscine cushions on a treated wood patio, cutting three strawberries in half and drinking a juice with a metal straw.
The show’s chief tanner, Hugo Brochu, a 26-year-old construction worker, has found his favorite tanner, Lorie Boucher, a 20-year-old beautician. The public fell in love with this stormy but endearing duo, especially when the fake surfer Hugo held out his cheek – instead of his lips – to the beautiful Mahyka during a game of zou kisses kisses at Casa Amor, the segment of the reality show that serves to test and tempt the islanders.
This pivotal moment 100% closed the doors of Lorie and Hugo, no “scring”, no cracking, no draft passed thereafter. The two most tanned lovebirds – some would say charred – of Las Terranas thus beat the oldest couple of the island of love, or Kevin and Enya, who slept together from the first week. They were cute, 24-year-old coach Kevin Gagnon and 23-year-old nurse Enya Jaime. She called him her baby boyfriend. He nicknamed her his little person. They snuggled up every night.
But how to say? They came across as generic and lackluster in comparison to Lorie and Hugo, who struck up a fiery relationship, punctuated with fine-tunings and banishments from “ french of pleasure “.
We will also remember that what bothered Hugo the most during the 28 episodes of the island of love, is that Lorie “takes a real interest in another guy”. It’s still ” full valid” as a concern, Bianka would specify before Cédric gets on the nerves over the unsolicited attestation of his own feelings.
What we will remember from this third season of the island of love ? That the male jacket is now worn with nothing underneath. That the competitors say goodbye like a signature in a year 5 graduating album: “stay as you are, don’t change, we’ll see each other again soon, we don’t let go”.
And that Deandre, the 22-year-old web entrepreneur, packed his suitcase much too quickly. The latter, for whom it was “super hard to open up his emotions”, strung pearls on us like: “I like everything that has the smell of vanilla. If there would be like a vanilla flavor that feel good, wow he muttered to Destiny, betraying the fact that he’s never been to Sephora or the cosmetics aisle at Jean Coutu during rush hour, pschit, pschit de cloud by Ariana Grande.
In two months of torch ceremonies, we’ve seen a host of super dramatic departures punctuated by very intense pop music, including that of the sneering Tristan, the 26-year-old bartender, trainer and construction worker. Tristan “acted wrong” after “zigning” on Dafney, in addition to “eating her yule” livedixit Émilie, who was “shook”, we would be less so, by this unpleasant experience.
Overwhelmed by insecurity on the terrace, Gabriele, 25, was reassured by his companions, with whom he shares “shakes of gainz”. “You were true to yourself,” slipped him the good Cédric, 28, poet and operator of pulp and paper. Print this on a t-shirt, it’s in a hurry.
At the end of the course, even the text messages sent by the production began to talk: “islands, put on (sic) your best dresses and your best clothes”! Put on, put on, we won’t quibble over a vowel and two consonants when Victor has ” crash down quickly, because the girls stick with their boys “, is not it ?
IMAGE FROM THE SHOW IF WE STILL LOVED
Nathalie and Pierre, a couple participating in If we still loved each other
Quick dip at If we still loved each other, where the valiant Louise Sigouin has never pedaled so hard to snatch complete sentences from two difficult cases, namely Jérémie, the 28-year-old mumbler, and Lee, the 41-year-old sulky. On Wednesday evening, the therapist even congratulated Jérémie, because he no longer expresses himself only in onomatopoeia and he now forms almost complete sentences.
We are progressing with Louise, but how discouraging it is to see so many men incapable of a minimum of introspection and communication.
For her part, Nathalie, 50, is redoubling her efforts to reconnect with her sweetness. “I want to work hard so that we continue to grow old together,” whispered Nathalie to her grandpa Pierre, borrowing a childish voice that sounds like fingernails on a blackboard.
Then, when Louise asked Nathalie how she showed her sexual interest in Pierre, she put her old slippers back on: “well, normally, I grab his parcel and I’m starting to annoy him”. Objective delicacy? Missed.
Finally, Emmanuelle, fan of lychee liqueur, carrier of extreme mental load and fan of light humorous books, had our complete sympathy until she became prejudiced against her boyfriend. “You work on construction, you are not recognized for your superior intelligence,” she said to Jeremy who, true to himself, replied with a grunt that only Hector manages to capture.