JLP: we find chicken live from saint xandre, why did you want to stay at home this morning?
I’m going to explain to you, Dear listeners, this week is naturism week, so as I wanted to test for you but was not going to cross La Rochelle in Eve’s outfit, I started to oualpé, in my garden and I can tell you that it’s cold this morning in the dew, testifies to my… my knees which shiver.
Supporting evidence, I’m crazy guys!!!!!!
JLP: you don’t have an opposite, I imagine?
Well if in addition, if my neighbor Michel takes a look outside I jump in fosbury behind the raspberry bushes.
JLP: On the other hand, I allow myself a remark Poulette, you must have read incorrectly, this week is the week of boating, not naturism.
(moment of palpable hesitation) it’s nerd.. I was also thinking it’s weird everyone is dressed.
LP: so you are going to talk to us about boating?
well yes I have no choice, it’s a shame I had lots of jokes about “bare bottoms” in the vegetable section…So, boating week, we’re going to ask ourselves the question that we don’t have the answer, (and that we don’t have the question it seems…)
Do you have to like water sports?
Do you practice a Jean Luc water sport?
JLP: (…)
Apart from shore fishing, water sports are something that’s hard to start when you’re old, I think. Surfing for example, already just putting on the wetsuit you burn 860 calories. Multiplied by 3 if you put it on backwards, it’s profitable, behind you can stuff yourself with nuns’ farts, you’ve done your sport. Pi must like having water in the ears and sand in the SIF too no?
JLP: yes, but the feeling of sliding still must be pleasant
Oué er… for sliding, there are very good slides in the parks
JLP: becoming one with the elements
Yeah well ok, I can see that you insist on talking about it in a good way and I admit that when I see the tan and the buttocks of my surfer girlfriends, I tell myself that it might be worth drinking the cup. Moreover The latest trend in water sports is the Wing Foil. Wing like “wing” and “foil” like…Foil….You will see this summer on the blue waters of the Ile de Ré (or the brown waters of Marsilly) people on bizarre windsurf boards, well these are wingsurfers. So they surf on a board, the foil, clinging to an ultra-light inflatable wing (well…yeah, you have to have some biceps anyway) but the wing is not attached to the board, that’s it. Guaranteed sensations it seems
JLP: Have you tried wing surfing?
Yes, of course, I’m already training to put on wetsuits, by the end of August I think I’ll be ready to try a session in the footbath.
JLP: where can we see windsurfers?
The bay of Aytré, great spot, easy to access and well oriented, the beach of the minims is also suitable for it, and otherwise the island of Ré for vagounettes. JLP: you know a little about the subject in the end I have friends who do it. The people who sail are beautiful, tanned and muscular, but socially I’ll give you a tip: avoid inviting them to a barbecue on a Sunday lunch, it stuffs them. You will get a mixed response, because they prefer to sail. So they will tell you half-word that vrrrraiment if there is no wave or wind or current they will come. And they’ll find out pretty much at the last moment.
Conclusion: Should you sail, it’s up to you to decide! Hi Michael! It’s not hot on a moped..
By Chicken from Bresse