My parents lived through the October Missile Crisis in 1962, when people were convinced that the USSR and the United States were going to launch nuclear missiles at each other’s heads.
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“We were afraid it was the end of the world,” my mother told me when I was little. At school, children were shown how to protect themselves from a possible nuclear attack by curling up under their desks.”
THE CHOSEN
I did not experience this crisis, being only 1 year old at the time.
But I had the same feeling of terror when reading the interview that Denis Coderre devoted to Newspaperyesterday.
Once I finished reading, I turned to my girlfriend and said: “Sophie, you have to get ready! This evening, we must go to Costco and buy as much cane as possible, because the sovereignist storm is preparing to engulf Quebec! We also have to withdraw all our savings from the bank, because the system will crash when the Brinks trucks cross the Ontario border!”
Then, I went down into the basement to set up a makeshift shelter…
Fortunately there is Denis Coderre to protect us from this horrible threat!
Because it is not François Legault who is going to protect us from the evil sovereignists, oh nooooo!
- Listen to Richard Martineau’s editorial via QUB:
Don’t forget, the head of the CAQ is a former PQ! Perhaps, he has not renounced his former convictions, and continues to work in secret, using his party as a fifth column, alongside agents Drainville and Jolin-Barrette!
In the 1940s, the intrepid Ixe-13 protected Quebec from the red plague and brown cholera.
Today, it is the former mayor of Montreal who is taking to the barricades to defend the province from the terrible PSPP!
Denis Coderre is not doing this out of political opportunism, to climb the ladder of power and find himself Prime Minister, no!
But out of conviction!
Out of altruism!
Because he has an innate sense of responsibility!
“I am invested with a mission!” he told my colleague Geneviève Lajoie.
He was elected! Selected!
Like Neo in The Matrix!
And Raël, who put his brilliant career as a sports journalist aside to transmit the very inspiring message of the Elohim to the whole world!
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
I can’t wait to see Denis Coderre fight on the battlefield…
He probably has special powers, or made himself indestructible armor like Tony Stark.
Because how can this politician – who, let’s be frank, has never impressed with his tactical prowess – succeed where the greatest autonomists in the province have failed?
Even armed with an ironclad majority, François Legault has never managed to break through the Ottawa enclave!
This confrontation between Ixe-13 and the bloodthirsty hordes of PSPP (who, before the release of Denis Coderre, did not know that he was so strong, so threatening) risks being epic!
Just when you thought the battle between YES and NO was dead and buried, here it is again!
It is The Final Countdown as the group Europe sang!
Rocky vs Drago!
Godzilla vs. King Kong!
As the Virgin said to the children of Fatima: “Poor Canada”…