Travel has distorted the youth of couples If we loved each other (my television love who doesn’t want to die!), victims of Julien’s verbal intensity, Julie’s incomprehensible mood swings and the crying fits of her friend Mélody, who, boohoo!, did not file his suitcase in the largest room overlooking the ocean. Travel Travel !
No, Julie and Luc have not visited the incredible space of love. And when Julie spoke of her fatal thoughts, namely her suicide attempt that occurred ten years ago, Luc responded laconically: well!
In Alberta, Julien and Marie-Josée sailed from cloud to swamp in an uninterrupted flow of words and unbearable enthusiasm from Julien, who imitates Julie Snyder who herself parodies a unilingual Quebecer, you know, this plate is very Good !
In San Francisco, only Frédérique, 54, and Sylvain, 55, floated above the barbed wire and bombed hearts. Their Californian getaway, with views of Alcatraz (not that big after all) and the Golden Gate, wasn’t even overshadowed by the famous fog of San Francisco Bay.
But back to family educator Julie, 44, and her operations manager Luc, 49, the couple who uttered the words “I love you” after a game of miniputt and a ride in a fire truck. Julie was impossible to follow at the start of the week. And even our devoted expert Louise Sigouin seemed disconcerted by the unpredictable reactions of this woman-child, who destroys a man’s wardrobe in two flat remarks and three unpleasant grimaces.
So, Julie was hungry when she got off the plane. Luc kindly offered to go get a pizza. “No, no, no,” thundered the confused Julie, “you invade me by wanting to help me, you are so clever that it invades me. »
Then their “side by side” bike ride was a nightmare of incomprehension, just like their dip at the ATM, and the predicted disaster continued in a festival of uneasiness.
At the beach, the ultra-patient Luc gave a gift to Julie, who was expecting to receive a helicopter ride (huh?) or for Luc to rename a star in her name (sorry?). Poor Julie, a lot less happy than after installing her extensions, had to make do with a duplicate key to Luc’s house on the South Shore. Whoops. At least the love letter written by Luc brought tears to his eyes, except that no one, not even them, believes in this mismatched couple anymore.
It’s sad to see Julie and Luc move away in front of the cameras, because they really wanted it to work (somewhere other than an ax throwing center).
The second couple experiencing turbulence is that of Marie-Josée, the 48-year-old teacher, and Julien, the 44-year-old carpenter. Like us at home, Marie-Josée no longer endures Julien’s constant bla-bla, unable to shut up for 30 seconds.
Marie-Josée, who burst into tears when she saw a log bed, let’s not forget, despite telling him to remove a few logs from the stove in his exaltation, Julien does not listen. And he comments on absolutely everything, everything, everything he sees, like a 6-year-old child sitting in the back seat of the family car. This is untenable.
Marie-Josée nevertheless sends him kind messages: “It’s not a reproach, Julien, but I need my space. This is not a reproach, Julien, but can you be quiet for two seconds? » Alert to the leaker: Julien doesn’t hear anything and goes on and on with “wooow, that’s so hot, you’re beautiful, we’re lucky, my heart, have you seen that, it’s so hot”, click, click, photo, photo.
This season of If we loved each other at TVA was not heading towards such an eventful end. The first few weeks were all about kindness, acceptance, and cupcake decorating workshops. The test of travel, for a couple, does not lie, even far from the old volcanoes, where wings slide under the carpet of the wind. It’s Desireless who sings this classic. It was nothing.
I levitate
PHOTO JOEL SAGET, LA PRESSE ARCHIVES
The heiress of the L’Oréal group, Liliane Bettencourt, in 2002
With Scandal among the richest woman in the world
It’s a short miniseries of three episodes on Netflix which shines the spotlight on Liliane Bettencourt, the heiress of the L’Oréal group (Lancôme, Saint Laurent, Biotherm), because she is well worth it, precisely 40 billion in fortune personal. The three hours of this captivating series vibrate to the rhythm of compromising clandestine recordings, the illegal financing of Nicolas Sarkozy’s campaign, an acrimonious dispute between Liliane Bettencourt and her only daughter Françoise and the ruse of a society photographer, who will siphon off 917 million euros in gifts to the French billionaire. Bonus: Arielle Dombasle, friend of Françoise Bettencourt-Meyers, testifies extensively, but has just sent a formal notice to Netflix, claiming to be a victim of the famous “editing”. Candy.
I avoid it
PHOTO MARTIN CHAMBERLAND, LA PRESSE ARCHIVES
The cast of the series STAT
The tube in Tricus’ nose
The plot of the life-size player being pierced by a metal sword was super catchy in STAT this week. On the other hand, when Tricus (Jonathan Caron) was talking with his comrade Isorix de Siar (Thomas Vallières), I was only looking at the plastic tube which entered the victim’s nose and which held, through fear, thanks to two pieces of white diachylon. Wouldn’t Tricus have deserved the same respiratory technology as drug addict Ariane Michel (Véronique Beaudet), who consumed scrap from an unscrupulous dealer?