Marital troubles at If we still loved each other no longer boil down to the five fairly simple dualities of therapist Louise Sigouin, but to three everyday objects that stifle desires and drown out romance.
Behold the bidet, cell phone and Xbox of discord.
Two of the four couples followed by TVA’s docureality are slowly crumbling before our eyes for video game stakes, yes, yes. Hello, teenagers. First there is Lee, 43, who takes refuge in his bachelor to play Xbox with her son-in-law, in a different room, but plugged into the same console. The art of escape 101.
The two guys communicate with each other through their headphones, while upstairs Janie, 40, cooks all the meals. Almost like a 1950s bride to the dad is right.
Supper is ready, Janie announces in a CB cell phone so that Lee and his cap come up and deign to eat with her. Mouain, not right away, I had dinner late, replies Lee. Docile, Janie wraps the supper in plastic wrap and puts it away. Seriously, Lee would go under the table at casa Dumas. Imposed intermittent fasting!
For Emmanuelle, 34, and Jérémie, 28, video games are the symptom of even more acute marital problems, someone who is not a doctor, but who operates, would observe. There are five kids in the condo—and a sixth on the way—and Jeremy sinks into the sofa and scuffs on his PlayStation controller, groaning.
In our living rooms, we scream: who does all the household chores, huh? Emmanuelle, cibole. And the more Emmanuelle complains about it to her spouse, the further Jérémie hides away, far away in his cave. It’s hopeless.
The reno-love saga of the bidet, renamed the “ass-washing toilet” by accountant Nathalie, 50, was put on hold this week and it’s distressing not to know the outcome. It is the very patient cook Pierre, 56, who wants to improve the bowl with a cleaning jet. Nathalie, as we have understood, opposes it as if her life depended/co-dependent on it, according to her current duality.
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Natalie and Pierre
But thank God the tension between Nathalie and Pierre dropped drastically in Louise Sigouin’s office. It was extremely uncomfortable to see Nathalie reproach poor Pierre for everything and nothing, including his sexual frustration for the past 32 years.
A first couple left the TVA documentary this week, Yves, 63, and Diane, 59. Mr grumbled that a frequency of four sexual relations per week did not meet his primary needs. Yves and Diane have agreed to continue their therapy without a camera and without sensual massage duties imposed by Louise.
On the island of love, the four new singles have names that couldn’t get any more reality than that. Meet Dafney, a 21-year-old tanner, Mahyka, a determined 23-year-old woman, Valentina, a 21-year-old Colombian bombshell, and Aurélie, a 26-year-old polyglot. Dafney, Mahyka, Skye, Bianka, Enya or Destiny, you’d swear their parents named them after a future career in OD.
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The four new bachelors of the island of love
In Las Terranas, the good Gabriele, who sports a tattoo of the word “integrity” on his right shin, says he is “really withdrawn” between sips of Simply Spiked lemonade. Hugo’s patio door remains “open, but with a scring”.
Abandoned by the sympathetic Raphael, Destiny was “mad” and “confused” and she would have “taken it really better” if she had been told the truth, like. Still, Destiny, who “shakes live in front of Raphaël”, was “grateful” that Gabriele saved her from elimination. Because Gabriele, you have to give her that, felt it right away in Destiny: “His emotions are very sensitive. »
His break-up with Raphaël still hurt Destiny: “Because we said to ourselves that we were prioritized. It seems clear to me.
Now, Bianka has revealed her feelings “on paper, black on white”, to mustachioed Cédric. As we say in the Dominican Republic: “Bi a catch still feels strong for Ced. Feelings that are ‘full valid’, how else can they be called ‘moving forward’, right?
The production of the island of love played a nice trick on our beautiful Bianka by throwing the sneering Tristan in her paws, because it looks like “a bit like Ced’s Siamese brother, but with the armadillo sleeve on the other side”, laughed Hugo and Raphaël in the confessional.
Even though the guy is “amazing”, Bianka didn’t have an “emotional spike” for Tristan.
That same 26-year-old Tristan also said, “If I had an animal, it would be a dog,” and he combines all the clichéd reality TV jobs of bartender, trainer, and construction worker into one muscular person. .
In addition, Tristan “never give up”. It’s tattooed in chinese signs on his right pectoral muscle. It sure is true.