“Today, we welcome the eight billionth or the eight billionth person on Earth. There, today, welcome little being in the wonderful world of life. You will see, down here, it is only joy and wonder of every moment. If you were born in India, soon you will have no more water. If you were born in Africa, soon you will go to war to eat. And if you were born in France? Christine and the Queens just changed her name for the third time in six months, she doesn’t know where she is anymore. And so do we. So good luck, my little one!”