Quite a pope! | The Journal of Montreal

Ever since I turned 40, I always pretended that the pope must be in his forties. In your eighties is too old. Question of ideology, but also in terms of energy.

Already, before he showed up in Western Canada, I looked at the agenda and thought to myself that it was almost abusive. We are going to burn him, the poor and holy man. Traveling, jet lag, meetings, speeches, kisses to children, handshakes and ba-byes to everyone. Not an ounce of respite. All this in an atmosphere of guilt and in a language he knows little about. The man is 85, don’t forget that.

He went from Alberta to Quebec and the Far North as a young kid. In good shape, sir, and we didn’t let go of him an inch. If there had been a third link, I wonder if he would not have been invited to go forgive Lévis.

IDEAL CONDITIONS

In Quebec, Jeff Fillion having resigned, André Arthur having died, the pontiff had much less chance of being picked up. In summer, Quebec is as beautiful and charming as anything, and even the weather did its best. In the bright sun in his convertible, the Holy Father probably had to put 30 on his face. Admit it, it was wonderful. Pope Francis would have added a word about the return of the Nordics and it would not have been better.

Shadow on the board, the mayor of Quebec, not lucky, who was declared positive for Covid just before the arrival of the Holy Father. We see that Mayor Marchand does not yet have any experience. It is not the mayor Labeaume who would have missed such an opportunity. Even less Denis Coderre, who would have been driving the Popemobile with an Expos cap.

Thanks, Francois. And next time, come to Montreal, we’ll bring out our most beautiful orange cones.

TI-PACKAGE

  • What if Hockey Canada organized a Canadian tour to ask for forgiveness?
  • Jonathan Huberdeau traded from Miami to Calgary. For sale, flip flops full of tears.
  • The pope apologized to the Aboriginals as well as to the elder who advertised the CAQ for $250.
  • After the Festival d’été de Québec, Pope Francis found that, on the Plains of Abraham, the incense smelled funny.
  • Since the beginning of the summer, two things that have been frightening and devastating: hurricanes and the Alouettes’ defence.
  • Notice to whoever stole my identity: you just changed tanks.
  • Jonathan Huberdeau returns to training as soon as he’s finished pinching.
  • Unbelievable ! For 10 days, André Boisclair has already served 6 months in prison.
  • My favorite prayer is the Do Not Disturb Prayer.
  • For sale papemobile having only been used for a week. Sunroof, never winterized, blessed several times and it comes with a Fiat. We ask Francois.

SEE YOU TOMORROW AT SPORTS…


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