Double occupancy: Mexico | Splendor and depth of the “cordinière des Ânes”

Some competitors might be suspected ofDouble occupancy: Mexico to have bubbles in the brain.




One could also blame the scarcity of oxygen to justify the absences of the smiling Félix, 29, on a trip to the Andes mountain range, an alpine place that he has renamed, of course, the “cordinière des Ânes”.

The mountainous Chile that Felix visits is not as spicy as the chili cooked up by Anna and her “Mexican seasonings.” The proof? Our good Felix, a software developer and not a world map developer, refused to live his moment Ghost in a hot spring in Lo Valdes, two hours from Santiago.

Yet there was a) clay and b) a pretty young lady who was just asking to sing. Unchained Melody by dabbing on slimy substances. But Felix found that the natural mud stank when he selflessly spread it on the body of 24-year-old Catherine L.

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Felix and Catherine L.

“When we exchanged mud, it was more functional, let’s say, than sentimental. It was a bit like when you ask an old aunt to put sunscreen on you on the beach,” confided Felix, who handles flattery as well as Anna handles the crimping iron on her hair, which took a long time to “depuff,” like.

The men of this Mexican vintage ofOD will not win a National Geographic award for the quality and accuracy of their travel commentary.

The tall Aleksa, who is “legit 6’8”, let’s not forget, was bewitched by an ancestral Mayan ceremony, which he described as a “shaman and smoke”.

At least it rhymes. And it’s more poetic than the statement by travel content creator Raphaël, who whispered in Fanny the pharmacist’s ear: “The more you open your mouth, the more interesting you are.” The art of the compliment, all-inclusive Riviera Maya style.

Roofer and model Jimmy, 21, the one who had never “caught a plane” in his life, left us too soon, while he had so much wisdom and knowledge of motor vehicles to offer Quebec. Consolation: Jimmy loved his experience at OD“even if it was a bit tiny.” We’re going to take a consonant here, for our partner, under the word minuscule.

Our friends singles ofODno doubt driven by the gender fluidity of their generation, constantly confuse the feminine and the masculine in their conversations.

They speak about an opinion, an adventure, an interest, an experience or an argument without anyone correcting them.

At the same time, when we hear model Maude, 24, tell bartender Mamadou, 23, that “we are really stimulating on many points”, we understand that it is not the subtleties of the French language that stimulate them in a similar way.

On the heart side, real estate broker Michaël, 27, the number one of the number twos, hesitates “to let himself go and have feelings” for Anna, known as Anna Banana, who is still “armed with energy” despite the fact that she is burned, poor thing.

Perceptive, the redhead Kristina, 23, suspects that Michaël has “trust issues”, while Melek, 22, has become the voice of wisdom: “being into everyone is being into no one”, she declared, without appeal, before Raphaël asks her for “a deep talk”.

Also, the mustachioed Carl, 29, has created a new classic of Quebec cultural heritage. After The fairies are thirsty from 1978, place to The girls are hungry from 2024, a play featuring six young women who speak, in monologues, about their personal misfortunes, that is to say the absence of males to sink their teeth into in the villa.

This is also the central theme of this Mexican edition ofOD : the complaint of singles who wait to see if there are more interesting specimens in the other house – and vice versa. This wait-and-see attitude slows down the candidates’ enthusiasm and complicates the development of top 3. In short, it looks more like a Taylor Swift concert, where everyone exchanges friendship bracelets, than a party university, yeah, no, forget it, let’s talk about a party from high school, because there are Serbian beaches in Serbia, let’s never forget this great geography lesson.

Carl the paramedic should also let go of his damned houseplants and take the pulse of real human beings, like in his ambulance in New Carlisle, Gaspésie. Yes, he wants to show this “facade” of himself, that of a funny guy, but so far, it’s zero, Julie Masse would tell him while flattering books in a dusty library.

Live, the audience ratings ofOD are not “insane” and are around 489,000 fans for the Sunday galas. On the Crave platform, reality TV Cupid Noovo is at the top of the most-watched Quebec shows.

But don’t despair, you who really vibe “energy wise”. With a participant (Melek) who is afraid of heights and another (Raphaël) who says “yo, the rocks” while diving into a cenote, the numbers can only go up, live there.


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